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Happy New Year 2012 from Roy Zimmerman

Happy New Year 2012 from Roy Zimmerman
please subscribe to my mailing list - royzimmerman.com Also, Like me on Facebook: www.facebook.com and Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com From: RoyZimmerman Views: 2741 158 ratings Time: 03:53 More in Comedy


"I Won't Be Home for Christmas" by Roy Zimmerman

"I Won't Be Home for Christmas" by Roy Zimmerman
Please like me on Facebook: www.facebook.com Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Visit me at royzimmerman.com From: RoyZimmerman Views: 2518 145 ratings Time: 03:30 More in Comedy


"Jingle Bell Iraq" by Roy Zimmerman

"Jingle Bell Iraq" by Roy Zimmerman
arranged by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby Please like me on Facebook: www.facebook.com Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Visit me at royzimmerman.com From: RoyZimmerman Views: 1356 28 ratings Time: 02:28 More in Comedy


"Christmas in Crawford, 2004" by Roy Zimmerman

"Christmas in Crawford, 2004" by Roy Zimmerman
words and music by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby Please like me on Facebook: www.facebook.com Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Visit me at royzimmerman.com From: RoyZimmerman Views: 1171 60 ratings Time: 04:49 More in Comedy




Mrs Betty Bowers (YouTube Video)

Jesus Asks Me To Take the Wheel!

Jesus Asks Me To Take the Wheel!
As Tim Tebow has relentlessly reminded us, religion is just a competition to show how much closer you are to your deity than everyone else. But nobody is closer to Jesus than America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 21381 1108 ratings Time: 02:07 More in Comedy


Jesus Responds To Rick Perry's Strong Video

Jesus Responds To Rick Perry's Strong Video
An even stronger Jesus takes a moment to rebut Governor Rick Perry's outrageous bout of soulless pandering in his video "Strong." youtu.be From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 217696 5814 ratings Time: 01:26 More in News & Politics


America's 5 Favorite Ways to Ignore Jesus

America's 5 Favorite Ways to Ignore Jesus
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, announces American Christians' fondest ways to thumb their noses at Jesus and any of the pesky things He may have told them. Join Betty on Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: BettyBowers Find Deven on Facbook here: www.facebook.com From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 89054 3404 ratings Time: 03:10 More in Comedy


Typical Tea Bagger Finds Out Mitt Romney is Mormon

Typical Tea Bagger Finds Out Mitt Romney is Mormon
Typical Tea Party member finds out that Mitt Romney is a Mormon. From: MrsBettyBowers Views: 38795 780 ratings Time: 00:28 More in News & Politics




The Onion


TV Listings: Meet The Press
NBC 10 a.m. EST/9 a.m. CST David Gregory finally remembers to bring in a framed photograph of his wife and kids to put on the table.



4 Feb 2012 at 4:00pm

Novak Djokovic Signs Endorsement Deal With Serbia's Top Brand Of Luxury Goats
Novak Djokovic Signs Endorsement Deal With Serbia's Top Brand Of Luxury Goats



4 Feb 2012 at 2:00pm

FINDLAY, OH?Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled back in...
FINDLAY, OH—Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled back in bed just to keep her mom on her toes.



4 Feb 2012 at 1:15pm

Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride
Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride



4 Feb 2012 at 11:00am

Jacksonville Jags To Go Without A Head Coach For 2012
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Claiming that it "doesn't really make a difference," Jacksonville Jaguars officials announced Saturday they plan to play the 2012 season without a head coach.



4 Feb 2012 at 10:15am

Incest Survivor Dumped
Incest Survivor Dumped



4 Feb 2012 at 8:15am

Congressman Hurt To Discover Lobbyist Not Really His Friend
WASHINGTON—According to Capitol Hill sources, Rep. Bobby Schilling (R-IL) came to the painful realization this week that agribusiness lobbyist Stephen Fischer, who had been kind and generous toward him for months and had often met up with him for dr...



4 Feb 2012 at 7:15am

TV Listings: Downton Abbey
PBS 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST The hit British show has to do damage control after last week's episode, in which all the characters referred to the fighting in France as "World War I."



3 Feb 2012 at 3:45pm

Greg Schiano Leaves Spotlight Of Rutgers Football For Low-Profile Buccaneers Job
TAMPA, FL—New Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Greg Schiano explained to reporters Friday his decision to leave Rutgers, saying the mid-Florida football team offered his family the privacy and anonymity he missed during his years in the Rutgers spotlight.



3 Feb 2012 at 2:30pm

[video] Poll: GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Vote...
The FDA urges Americans to check out a really weird-looking potato, a suitcase looks forward all year to the carousel ride, and Syria is running dangerously low on citizens to oppress.



3 Feb 2012 at 12:45pm

LOL Theist


Thanksgiving Over. Christmas commence. Or Commerce. Whatever.
27 Nov 2010 at 7:00am

Makes a guy long for a crucifixion.
26 Nov 2010 at 4:00am

Seriously people, stay at home with your families.
26 Nov 2010 at 3:00am

No one is ever happy.
25 Nov 2010 at 10:35am

It?s the same thing every year.
25 Nov 2010 at 9:22am

Happy Thanksgiving!
Forget virgin birth! It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! New posts! Thanks Metz! – Lol Heathen
25 Nov 2010 at 7:00am

Weird News from Yahoo


New record set at Wing Bowl eating extravaganza (Reuters)
Reuters - More than 17,000 mostly beer-fueled spectators packed a Philadelphia indoor arena on Friday for the city's annual early morning eating extravaganza in which competitors vie to eat the most chicken wings.
3 Feb 2012 at 11:34am

Miami named most miserable U.S. city (Reuters)
Reuters - Warm sun, white beaches, and million-dollar mansions notwithstanding, Miami has captured the dubious distinction of being the most miserable city in the United States, according to a new poll.
3 Feb 2012 at 9:53am

U.S. border cops nab go-kart hauling Mexican pot (Reuters)
Reuters - U.S. border cops in far-west Arizona have seized an off-road go-kart and trailer packed with marijuana, in the latest bizarre attempt by Mexican smugglers to beat beefed up border security.
2 Feb 2012 at 7:08am

Wanted: Retirees to live in Ecuador for a month free (Reuters)
Reuters - Interested in adventure and exploring new places? An international magazine is looking for volunteers to spend a month in Cuenca, Ecuador to test its potential as a retirement destination.
1 Feb 2012 at 1:17pm

Big freeze stops famed Brussels statue from peeing (Reuters)
Reuters - The Manneken-Pis, a bronze statue of a young boy urinating that is a symbol of Brussels and a major tourist attraction, has had to stop peeing because of sub-zero temperatures, Belgium's tourist office said on Wednesday.
1 Feb 2012 at 9:47am

China bans toddler palm-reading assessments (Reuters)
Reuters - China has banned kindergartens in a northern province from offering palm-reading tests that the schools had claimed could predict toddlers' intelligence level and potential, state news agency Xinhua reported on Wednesday.
31 Jan 2012 at 11:38pm

Italian shoemaker pays record rent at London store (Reuters)
Reuters - Italian luxury shoemaker Salvatore Ferragamo is close to agreeing a deal to pay a record UK rent at its Bond Street store that will break the 1,000 pounds ($1,576) per square foot mark for the first time, a source familiar with the deal told Reuters.
31 Jan 2012 at 10:21am

German city's parking fines are just the ticket (Reuters)
Reuters - German authorities are giving parking violators in one city an unexpected break by issuing tickets without fines.
31 Jan 2012 at 7:03am

German beer drinking slide stopped by warm weather (Reuters)
Reuters - A steady slide in beer consumption in Germany was stopped cold last year thanks to warmer weather, the federal statistics office said on Monday.
30 Jan 2012 at 8:42am

San Francisco airport unveils yoga room for travelers (Reuters)
Reuters - Just cleared airport security and in need of a little deep breathing and stretching relaxation?
30 Jan 2012 at 11:41am


 

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